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Content Pressing CtrlC once is enough

Content Time spent "Programming" Browsing reddit Singing along to my "Focusing Music" Testing Blankly staring at the screen because I don't want to debug Re-testing even though I already know it works, just because it's satisfying Actually Coding

Ever opened a PR from an AI and seen comments like // This is a for loop that iterates through the array ? Welcome to the world of AI-generated documentation—where stating the painfully obvious is considered helpful. It's like having that one intern who explains what a keyboard is every time you sit down to code. Next up: ChatGPT will helpfully inform you that your function returns a value and that variables store data. Revolutionary stuff.

Content I feel like that's such a common thing with programming, you start off thinking "real programers" must be incredibly intelligent and you could never be like that, then you realize everyone googles things every 5 minutes, then you realize even goddamn Amazon can't keep it's service compatible with itself and then vou basically reach nirvana and just relax lol ProarammerHumor to

Content OUTPUT 10, 4, 7 SCRIPT X 7 0 z 4 print( " 0, 4, 7" Output 0, 4, 7 Correct.

Ah yes, the ancient stone tablet IDE. Because nothing says "I'm a serious developer" like carving your collision detection algorithms into limestone. Modern IDEs with their "syntax highlighting" and "error detection" are clearly for the weak. Real programmers chisel their bugs directly into rock so they're permanent, just like their technical debt.