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A brave stick figure stands on a cliff, boldly proclaiming "JAVA SUCKS" to a crowd of pitchfork-wielding Java developers who seem mildly interested. When pressed for reasoning, our hero doubles down with "BECAUSE OOP SUCKS," instantly transforming the crowd into an angry mob. It's the programming equivalent of walking into a sports bar and announcing that the home team is garbage. Functional programmers sitting at home: "I taught him that move."

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of these AI startups strangling the life out of decent customer support! 😱 Every website that once had actual humans helping you now has these pathetic chatbots that understand your problem about as well as a goldfish understands calculus. "Have you tried refreshing the page?" NO JANET, MY ENTIRE FINANCIAL FUTURE IS HANGING BY A THREAD AND YOUR SUGGESTION IS TO REFRESH?! And that "Now Kith" at the bottom? *chef's kiss* Perfect representation of tech bros forcing this unholy marriage between websites and chatbots that nobody asked for. The digital equivalent of watching someone suffocate a perfectly good pizza with pineapple. MAKE IT STOP!