As a junior, I thought that this is what software development looks like, just changing button text colors

Content Professor explaining the subject Me trying to study on my own Indian guy on Youtube explaining the subiect

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Content The T.A. My Teacher Um..whatcha got there? 52 Methods and 12 imported libraries A program ProdrammerHumor.io

Content FrontEnd Dude frontenddude "So, why do you want to work as a remote developer from Mexico?" ' want to be a seor developer."

The corporate world's version of mutually assured destruction. While the programmer faces jail time for his digital revenge bomb, the possum's living his best life in pastry paradise. One destroyed a company's infrastructure, the other infiltrated a donut box—both chaotic neutral heroes in their own domains. The real crime here isn't the kill switch, it's that no one thought to implement proper access revocation protocols. Pro tip: before firing your only DevOps engineer, maybe check if they've left presents in your codebase first? That possum didn't even need to write a single line of code to achieve total victory.

Content 1 programmed a clock once and by the end of it I realized I never wanted to have children so they would never have the possibility of having to program a fucking clock