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Content The first 90 percent of the code accounts for the first 90 percent of the development time. The remaining 10 percent of the code accounts for the other 90 percent of the development time - Tom Cargill

The duality of programmer tribalism in its natural habitat! Notice how devs will respectfully kneel in solidarity when someone trashes a language they don't care about. "Oh no! Anyway..." But criticize their precious language? Suddenly they're storming the Capitol of your Twitter thread with tactical keyboards and compiled arguments. "HOW DARE YOU SAY PYTHON IS SLOW? I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I BUILT AN ENTIRE MICROSERVICE THAT RUNS IN JUST UNDER 17 MINUTES!" The language wars continue, and the only casualties are rational discussions and Stack Overflow comment sections.

The Squirtle Squad of resume padding. Copy-pasting "print('Hello World')" in Rust and suddenly you're a "systems programming specialist with low-level memory management experience." Meanwhile, actual Rust developers watching you struggle to explain lifetimes during the interview. The classic "fake it till you make it" approach, except you never actually make it past the technical screening.

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