And Then They Are Sad

Content Using literally any name in the world in your code Using John

Content Oh, he's programming, I won't disturb him What should I name my variable

Content Four engineers get into a car. The car won't start. The Mechanical engineer says: "It's a broken starter" . The Electrical engineer says: "Dead battery". The Chemical engineer says: "Impurities in the gasoline" The IT engineer says: "Hey guys, I have an idea how about we all get out of the car and get back in".

Content aA ChaicPt WHAT IS MY PURPOSE You write Reger OHMY GOD

The eternal programmer struggle summed up perfectly! Our adventurer discovers the "scroll of truth" only to find out that MATLAB's bizarre 1-indexed arrays actually make mathematical sense. The immediate "NYEHHH" reaction and throwing the scroll away is every programmer who's been traumatized by switching between languages. Sure, it might make sense for math nerds, but try explaining that to my muscle memory after 10 years of array[0] . This is like finding out your arch-nemesis has a valid point - technically correct but I'll die on this zero-indexed hill anyway!

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