And then the fan speeds up...

The most passive-aggressive relationship in tech history: you coding something critical and Windows deciding it's the perfect time for an update. Notice how they give you the illusion of choice with "Restart now" or "Another time" or "OK" — but where's the "Go away forever and never interrupt me again" button? That code in the background looks like a socket connection, probably handling important data, and Windows is like "Cool story bro, but have you tried turning it off and on again?"

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The classic variable swap without a third variable—the coding equivalent of showing off a party trick that makes actual engineers cringe. Sure, it looks clever until some compiler expert (embodied by angry Walter White) shows up to explain how your "optimization" is actually destroying CPU pipelining, creating memory dependencies, and making Dennis Ritchie roll in his grave. Meanwhile, modern compilers have spent decades optimizing temporary variable allocation that your one-liner just obliterated. It's like bringing a butter knife to a gunfight and calling yourself a ninja. The branch predictor is weeping, the cache is thrashing, and your register allocator just filed for emotional distress.

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Content No thank you! We don't want any more arithmetic logic units, random access memories, or other higher-level circuits. A B Y And what about primitive logic gates? NANDalf! imaflip.com