And people are arguing about AI taking over the world! 😂

The eternal developer struggle captured in its purest form. You're drowning in buggy code while desperately pushing against the current with help from the holy trinity of survival: StackOverflow answers, random blog posts from the dawn of Web 2.0, and occasionally divine intervention. Meanwhile, your code is like that van – somehow still functioning despite being submerged in technical debt. The best part? We've all been that dog, just watching the chaos unfold while silently wondering how we got ourselves into this mess in the first place.

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Nothing says family bonding like your dad confidently proclaiming your career's imminent doom. The classic "AI will replace programmers" statement—delivered with the same certainty as "you should've been a doctor" and "have you tried turning it off and on again?" Meanwhile, programmers everywhere are writing the AI that supposedly will replace them, debugging its hallucinations, and fixing its broken dependencies. The irony is thicker than legacy code comments. But sure, Dad. I guarantee the robots will take my job right after they figure out how to untangle my spaghetti code and decipher what "// TODO: fix this later" actually means.

Ah, the sacred text of professional groveling. This is the comprehensive collection of phrases every developer keeps in a text file for when they realize they've been arguing about a bug for 45 minutes only to discover they forgot a semicolon. These aren't just apologies—they're survival tools. Copy-paste these into Slack after your senior dev points out you've been using the wrong API endpoint for three weeks and watch as your performance review magically improves from "concerning" to "shows potential." The best part? After 10 years in the industry, you'll develop the ability to sound genuinely contrite while simultaneously rolling your eyes so hard you can see your own brain.