An appropriate summary of Linus Torvalds

Content Me writing my first hello world Indian programming tutorials

Content Senior in stand up Junior in stand up "I HAVE NOTHING DONE!!!!" " have very little done"

Content The Project they want me to run on it 0953 My Office Laptop

Content Printer, can you please print this document? Why

The eternal developer job-hopping cycle, perfectly captured! First, the shock of realizing your CV is just a collection of 2-year stints at different companies. Then the moment of clarity when filling out those "anonymous" exit surveys where you finally unleash your true feelings about management, legacy code, and that one person who microwaves fish in the office kitchen. The irony? HR knows exactly who submitted that scathing feedback, yet we all pretend it's actually anonymous. It's the tech industry's worst-kept secret – we don't quit companies, we quit dysfunctional environments... and then document them in gloriously "anonymous" detail.

Content when you finish coding so you can close your 200 tabs Finally, inner peace.