Am I the only one who doesn't know programming but still joined this subreddit?

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When your developer friend says they're "just customizing their boot screen" but actually they've replaced the UEFI splash with an anime girl calling them "senpai." Nothing says "I'm a serious professional who writes mission-critical code" quite like having your computer address you as a "good boy" during startup. The duality of programmers: can architect complex systems by day, creates waifu boot screens by night. The real reason they never let IT support touch their machine.

Content AntiPook AntiPook Last year was the same story. The developer was fired be cause he did nothing for a couple of months. They hired a new one to replace him. And a week later it turned out that this is the same person who, using a deepfake, gave himself a new face and voice. Worked remotely, of course

Ah, memory management... where C++ developers play Russian roulette with pointers while Rust programmers smugly watch from behind their compiler-enforced safety barriers. The "change my mind" format perfectly captures that stubborn C++ veteran who's spent 20 years mastering the dark arts of manual memory management and would rather die on that hill than admit Rust might have actually solved some problems. "I don't need safety features, I need SPEED!" they cry, while frantically debugging their 17th segmentation fault of the day.

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