Am I the only one who doesn't know programming but still joined this subreddit?

Content 26 var buffer make ( byte, 0) spanishInquisitior : Canali lIt 'spanishInquisition' unexpected Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

Content CEO to all the managers: "Can this be delivered in 6 months?" Me (a junior developer): "Of course!" HR Head My Manager CEO My Mentor Chief Architect Projector Lady ProgrammerHum

Content WHY IS THIS COMPUTER SO SLOW TODAY? CTRL ALT DEL WHRRRR EVERYONE, RUN! IT'S THE TASK MANAGER! comicswithak

Content YOUR CODE IS WITHOUT A DOUBT THE WORST I HAVE EVER RUN BUT IT DOES RUN

Content When you mistype '' instead of 'I

The forbidden love story between a programmer and their trusty variable declaration. That tiny little "var" holds the weight of our entire codebase, and we treat it like a precious pet that somehow magically knows what type it should be. "Oh look at my adorable little var! It started as a string, became a number, and now it's an undefined object causing production to crash! Isn't it cute how it grows up so fast?" JavaScript developers nodding nervously while TypeScript devs watch in horror from a safe distance.