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The eternal web development paradox: a site proudly announces it "doesn't use cookies" while clearly failing to remember you already dismissed this notification. Nothing says "we respect your privacy" quite like forcing you to click the same damn button every time you visit. Somewhere, a frontend developer is laughing maniacally while deliberately not implementing localStorage either.

Content The 30 year old OPer Project has 412 folders, 13,571 classes and not a single If statement because If statements are unclean, literally unreadable spaghetti BaseContextGeneratorMiddlewareConfig uratorStrategyFactory baseContextGeneratorMiddlewareConfigu ratorStrategy Factory new BaseContextGeneratorMiddlewareConfig uratorStrategyFactory0; D.R.Y. fundamentalist (except for the 500 near identical overload methods) His 6 cats are named Public, Static, Void, Main, String and Args Begins each new project with PrimordialSpaceTimeFabric (implements Existable) as a base class for everything else I'm gonna- I'm gonna inject a DEPENDENCYYYYYYYYYYYY

Content All replies X 1 am 9 and I love coding Patricia Saintilus 3 years ago 1 50 E 33 A Add a public reply... You will burn out by 25 Virginia Hayon 3 years ago 1 326 ProdrammerHumor.io

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