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The irony of programming language names is just *chef's kiss*. Python isn't named after an actual snake but a comedy group (Monty Python). Rust isn't named after iron oxide but the fungus. Java isn't named after an island but coffee. And JavaScript? That was just marketing trying to piggyback on Java's popularity despite having about as much in common as a submarine and a sandwich. Naming things is supposedly one of the two hardest problems in computer science, and somehow we've managed to make it even more confusing. Next time someone asks me to name a new microservice, I'm calling it "FileProcessor" just to watch everyone's heads explode from the shocking clarity.

The most elegant knowledge transfer in software development history: Panel 1: "This is my code" = Translation: "Here's my undocumented spaghetti mess with zero comments and variable names like 'temp1' and 'x2'" Panel 2: "It's your problem now" = Translation: "I've been secretly planning my exit for months while deliberately avoiding writing any documentation" Panel 3: "I'm out" = Translation: "Good luck finding me on LinkedIn when everything breaks in production next week" Panel 4: [Empty panel with just the poor developer] = Translation: The exact moment when existential dread sets in and you realize you're now responsible for 50,000 lines of code written by someone who clearly hated both you and future-them.

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Content "Hello, World!" Considered Harmful - Here's Why. Reason 1: It might summon Gaia If you've been coding for more than a few days, you've probably seen the "Hello, World!" program. It's the first program that many people write when they learn a new programming language. But what many people don't know is that "Hello, World!" is actually a dangerous program. When you print out "Hello, World!", you're actually sending a message to Gaia, the ancient Greek goddess of the earth. She's been waiting for centuries for someone to speak to her. And when she hears your message, she might decide to wake up from her long sleep. And when Gaia wakes up, the world would be in trouble. She would be so angry at the way humans have treating her that she would probably destroys us all. So please, be careful when you write "Hello, World!". You never know who you might be summoning.