Y-axis-manipulation Memes

Oh, behold the REVOLUTIONARY breakthrough in technology! They went from 3.2 GHz to... *checks notes* ...3.3 GHz. Someone alert the Nobel Prize committee because this is EARTH-SHATTERING innovation right here! The graph's Y-axis starts at 3.18 and makes that 0.1 GHz difference look like they just invented warp drive. It's the visual equivalent of lying on your résumé. Marketing departments everywhere are taking notes on how to make a 3% improvement look like you've just split the atom. Time to throw away your perfectly functional old device and mortgage your house for the new one, because clearly nothing from last year could POSSIBLY compete with this absolutely mind-blowing, game-changing, paradigm-shifting upgrade!