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Legitimately Lazy
AI Programming
16 days ago 68.6K views 0 shares
Legitimately Lazy
Ah, the modern programmer's greatest alibi. "My model's thinking" has replaced "code's compiling" as the perfect excuse to stare blankly at nothing while your manager hovers nearby. The beauty is in the plausible deniability. Your LLM could be solving world hunger or generating cat pictures—nobody knows! And that 20-minute "thinking" phase? Could be processing terabytes of data or just stuck in an infinite loop. Either way, you're off the hook. Ten years in the industry and I've seen the excuses evolve from "the build's running" to "Docker's updating" to this masterpiece. Progress!

Aight Time To Cash My Sick Leave In
StackOverflow AI Devops Programming Debugging
23 days ago 77.0K views 0 shares
Aight Time To Cash My Sick Leave In
The apocalypse has begun. Both Stack Overflow and Claude AI are down for maintenance simultaneously. That peaceful smile in the top panel? That's the face of a developer who just realized they've got the perfect excuse to call in sick. "Sorry boss, can't debug that critical production issue—my entire support system is offline." The panic in the bottom panel hits when you realize you actually have a deadline today and your entire career now depends on those dusty O'Reilly books you bought "just in case" and never opened. Bonus horror: that R6009 error is "not enough space for environment" which is dev-speak for "your computer is literally too full of npm packages to function anymore."

Exception Handling: Human Resources Edition
Programming Agile
2 months ago 119.2K views 0 shares
Exception Handling: Human Resources Edition
The ultimate remote work chess match in emoji form! Employee messages HR with just a rain cloud emoji (translation: "I can't come to work, it's pouring outside"). HR immediately counters with the umbrella emoji (translation: "Nice try, but umbrellas exist"). This is basically exception handling in human form. Employee throws a WeatherException, HR catches it and returns a SolutionImplementedException. Checkmate in one move.