Windows-subsystem-for-linux Memes

EXCUSE ME, LINUX? You're asking me to go to SETTINGS to activate you? SETTINGS?! The audacity! The sheer BETRAYAL of everything you stand for! You literally have a command line for breathing, but now you want me to click through a GUI like some kind of casual Windows user?! What's next, are you gonna ask me to restart my computer to apply updates? Are you gonna make me accept terms and conditions? This is like watching your rebellious punk rock friend sell out and join a boy band. Linux has become the very thing it swore to destroy.