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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Windows security Memes

Posts tagged with Windows security

But Microsoft

Windows Microsoft Security
8 months ago 371.7K views 0 shares
But Microsoft
Someone's out here cosplaying as Windows Security, sitting at a table trying to convince you they're totally legit and not a threat. The sign says "You're not the administrator" but then quickly adds "Change my mind" – which is basically Windows permission system in a nutshell. You know you installed the software. You know you clicked "Run as Administrator." You ARE the administrator. But Windows Security still looks at you like a suspicious stranger trying to modify system files. The audacity of asking YOU to prove YOUR legitimacy on YOUR own machine is peak Microsoft energy. It's like being denied entry to your own house by your doorbell camera. Every. Single. Time.

Two Different Execution Modes

Windows Security Microsoft Programming
1 year ago 436.6K views 0 shares
Two Different Execution Modes
Oh. My. GOD! The ABSOLUTE TRANSFORMATION when you go from peasant "Run" to the DIVINE ELEGANCE of "Run as administrator"! 💅 Left side: Your code running with basic user permissions, barely dressed, holding a basketball like some COMMONER who can't access system files. Right side: The SAME EXACT CODE but with a blue shield icon that magically grants it a CUSTOM-TAILORED SUIT, executive powers, and the ability to wreak HAVOC on your entire system! Because nothing says "trust me with your computer's soul" like a navy pinstripe!

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