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Fox It
Security Windows Microsoft
13 days ago 65.8M views 2 shares
Fox It
A literal fox breaking into someone's house through a window? Yeah, that tracks for Windows security. Firefox finding yet another vulnerability in Microsoft's OS is basically a Tuesday at this point. The visual pun is chef's kiss – nothing says "security breach" quite like wildlife physically entering your home through an unsecured opening. At least the fox had the decency to use the window instead of a zero-day exploit.

But Microsoft
Windows Microsoft Security
8 months ago 388.3K views 0 shares
But Microsoft
Someone's out here cosplaying as Windows Security, sitting at a table trying to convince you they're totally legit and not a threat. The sign says "You're not the administrator" but then quickly adds "Change my mind" – which is basically Windows permission system in a nutshell. You know you installed the software. You know you clicked "Run as Administrator." You ARE the administrator. But Windows Security still looks at you like a suspicious stranger trying to modify system files. The audacity of asking YOU to prove YOUR legitimacy on YOUR own machine is peak Microsoft energy. It's like being denied entry to your own house by your doorbell camera. Every. Single. Time.

Two Different Execution Modes
Windows Security Microsoft Programming
1 year ago 454.2K views 0 shares
Two Different Execution Modes
Oh. My. GOD! The ABSOLUTE TRANSFORMATION when you go from peasant "Run" to the DIVINE ELEGANCE of "Run as administrator"! 💅 Left side: Your code running with basic user permissions, barely dressed, holding a basketball like some COMMONER who can't access system files. Right side: The SAME EXACT CODE but with a blue shield icon that magically grants it a CUSTOM-TAILORED SUIT, executive powers, and the ability to wreak HAVOC on your entire system! Because nothing says "trust me with your computer's soul" like a navy pinstripe!