Wetware Memes

So we've gone from "cloud computing" to literally renting brain cells. Someone pitched "24/7 remote access to brain organoid" with a straight face and got funding. The best part? These lab-grown brains are marketed like a SaaS product—complete with technical support and data backup. Because nothing says "cutting-edge technology" like having to call customer service when your biological neural network crashes. The tweet's right though—wetware really is about to surpass hardware. We're literally one API call away from import brain becoming a legitimate Python library. Can't wait for the Stack Overflow questions: "Why is my brain organoid throwing a NullPointerException?" And yes, these things are a million times less powerful than a digital chip but last only 100 days. So basically, it's like renting a potato-powered server that expires faster than your GitHub Copilot trial. The future is weird, folks.