Wet keyboard Memes

The universe has a cruel sense of humor. You spend 8 hours staring at code, debugging like your life depends on it, and nothing. Then the moment you step into the shower—BAM!—your brain suddenly decides to function at 200% capacity. That desperate dash from the shower to the laptop, dripping wet with a toothbrush hanging from your mouth, is the true developer experience. No IDE, no Stack Overflow, just pure panic that you'll forget the solution before you can type it. The real question is: why don't companies just install waterproof keyboards in shower stalls? Probably would boost productivity by 73%.