Websphere Memes

You think you hate Oracle for owning Java and their legendary licensing shenanigans? Wait till you meet the companies still running enterprise Java apps. Oracle looks like a friendly puppy compared to dealing with IBM's WebSphere, their ancient JVMs, and that one legacy system from 2003 that nobody dares to touch because the last person who understood it retired in 2009. There's always a bigger fish in the corporate Java ecosystem, and that fish is usually charging you per CPU core while running on hardware older than your junior devs.