Web-developers Memes

Someone asking if you want to "vibe code C++" is like asking if you want to "chill while getting waterboarded." C++ doesn't vibe—it demands blood sacrifices, segmentation faults at 3 AM, and a PhD-level understanding of template metaprogramming just to print "Hello World" without invoking undefined behavior. The response? "Why are vibe coders mostly web developers?" Translation: because web devs work in languages that don't actively hate them. They get to npm install their way to happiness while C++ developers are still debugging why their destructor called itself recursively and summoned Cthulhu. You can't "vibe" with a language that makes you manually manage memory like you're a janitor cleaning up after a frat party. Web devs are vibing because their biggest problem is which JavaScript framework died this week, not whether their pointer arithmetic just corrupted the entire stack.