Vertex shader Memes

Oh, the sweet innocence of thinking graphics programming would be fun! You start with "YAY, GRAPHICS PROGRAMMING!" full of hopes and dreams, ready to create the next masterpiece. Then reality hits: you decide to draw ONE measly triangle, and suddenly your entire screen is consumed by a CRIMSON DEMON TRIANGLE FROM HELL that grows exponentially with each passing millisecond. Welcome to graphics programming, where a single vertex coordinate typo transforms your cute little shape into an eldritch horror that devours your viewport and your sanity. That's not a triangle anymore, bestie—that's a declaration of war from your GPU. The Zelda character's descent from excitement to absolute terror is *chef's kiss* accurate. Nothing says "I've made a terrible mistake" quite like watching your simple triangle decide it wants to be the ENTIRE UNIVERSE instead.