Usb-hub Memes

Someone built a literal tower of USB hubs stacked vertically like they're speedrunning a port shortage crisis. Got about 40+ USB ports here, which is either the world's most ambitious peripheral collection or someone really hates having to choose which device gets to live. The structural integrity of this thing is questionable at best. One wrong cable tug and you're debugging why half your devices disconnected by investigating a pile of circuit boards on your desk. Also good luck figuring out which hub your mouse is plugged into when troubleshooting. "Have you tried unplugging it?" Yeah, give me 20 minutes to disassemble the Leaning Tower of USB. Fun fact: USB hubs can theoretically be daisy-chained up to 5 levels deep before the spec says "nah." Someone clearly read that as a challenge rather than a warning.

Sure, your ultrabook is sleek and portable. Until you actually need to use it for work. Then you're hauling around a laptop stand, external keyboard, mouse, USB hub, external drive, power bank, speakers, and what appears to be an external DVD drive because apparently we're living in 2005 again. At that point you might as well have bought a desktop and a wheelbarrow. The modern developer's "portable" setup: 2 pounds of laptop, 15 pounds of dongles and accessories.