Urinal etiquette Memes

The bathroom urinal conversation we all dread. Regular programmers are just trying to get through the day while "vibe coders" are out here automating coffee machines with 47 RAG agents and confusing security vulnerabilities with AI models. The real reason we wear noise-canceling headphones isn't for focus—it's to avoid hearing about someone's overengineered solution to a problem that doesn't exist. Nothing says "I've been in this industry too long" like nodding politely at buzzword soup while mentally calculating if you can hold it until you get home.