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Nobody Is Born Cool Except Benchmark Purists

Nobody Is Born Cool Except Benchmark Purists
Oh. My. GOD! The AUDACITY of benchmark purists! ๐Ÿ’… You know you're dealing with the ELITE of computing when someone runs benchmarks without frame generation or upscaling. These people strut around with their raw performance metrics like they're carrying the holy grail of computing! While the rest of us PEASANTS are just trying to squeeze decent framerates with our pathetic GPUs, these benchmark purists are over here demanding "REAL PERFORMANCE NUMBERS" and "GENUINE RENDERING" like they're some kind of digital aristocracy! I can't even! The next time someone brags about their "native resolution benchmarks," I'm just going to dramatically faint right onto my DLSS-upscaled desktop!

Enhance But Make It Wrong

Enhance But Make It Wrong
When AI "enhancement" goes beyond fixing pixels and straight into identity theft. The algorithm looked at a low-res image and thought, "You know what would make this better? A completely different person!" It's like asking for image upscaling and getting witness protection instead. This is why developers shouldn't let their neural networks watch crime shows during training.

The Optimization Paradox

The Optimization Paradox
When DLSS and FSR came along, budget gamers rejoiced: "Finally! My potato GPU can run Cyberpunk without melting!" Meanwhile, game devs were like "Perfect! Now we can skip optimization entirely and just crank up the system requirements!" It's the classic tech arms race - for every frame-boosting technology we get, developers find a way to make games even more demanding. Your fancy upscaling just bought you six months before the next poorly optimized AAA title makes your GPU cry again.