Tester-vs-developer Memes

Developer finds a bug: quietly sweeps it under the rug, maybe adds a TODO comment they'll never revisit, ships it to production anyway. Tester finds a bug: suddenly it's a five-alarm fire with Slack messages, Jira tickets, email chains, emergency meetings, and probably a postmortem document longer than the codebase itself. The left panel shows a sneaky developer tiptoeing away from their mess like nothing happened. The right? That's the entire QA team arriving with megaphones, decorations, and a parade to announce your shame to the world. Bonus points if they CC your manager and their manager's manager. Fun fact: Studies show that bugs found by testers are approximately 847% more embarrassing than bugs you find yourself. It's science.