Tech regret Memes

You know that feeling when you cheap out on RAM thinking "32GB is plenty" and then Chrome laughs at you? Now DDR5 prices have dropped and you're stuck watching your system swap to disk like it's 2005. The worst part? Your friend warned you months ago when DDR5 was at its peak price, but you thought you were being smart by waiting. Plot twist: you waited too long and now your productivity is suffering because you're running Chrome with 47 tabs, VS Code, Docker containers, and Spotify all fighting for memory like it's the Hunger Games. Pro tip: When it comes to RAM, there's no such thing as "enough." Future you will always find a way to use it all.

Remember when you paid a small fortune for that DDR5 RAM last year? Now you're standing there in your fancy aristocratic outfit watching the peasants buy the same memory for half what you paid. The smug expression perfectly captures that mixture of regret and superiority—"Yes, I overpaid dramatically, but I've been running Chrome with 47 tabs open for months while you plebeians were still struggling with DDR4." The early adopter tax hits hardware enthusiasts harder than a recursive function without a base case.