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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Tech overkill Memes

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Send Help: The Existential Crisis Of Expensive Hardware

Hardware Programming
1 month ago 92.0K views 0 shares
Send Help: The Existential Crisis Of Expensive Hardware
The existential crisis of high-end hardware is beautifully captured here. You spend $3k on a beastly rig with enough processing power to simulate quantum physics, only to use it for... streaming cat videos and incognito browsing? The robot's initial philosophical questioning followed by the devastating realization is basically every developer who convinced themselves they "needed" 64GB RAM and a 12-core CPU for "compiling" and "virtualization." Meanwhile, we're all just Rick at the breakfast table, casually exposing the uncomfortable truth while Summer judges our life choices.

When The Product Manager Rolls In To Open A Jira Ticket

Agile Devops Apple Programming
2 months ago 146.2K views 1 shares
When The Product Manager Rolls In To Open A Jira Ticket
The sheer OVERKILL of a Product Manager rolling up to a McDonald's drive-thru in a massive military-grade vehicle just to create a Jira ticket is peak tech industry absurdity. It's that perfect metaphor for how PMs approach developers with what they think are simple requests but arrive with all the subtlety of a tank at a tea party. The 16" M2 Max MacBook Pro detail is *chef's kiss* - because obviously you need 64GB of RAM and a $4000 machine to type "As a user, I want..." into a text field that will ruin a developer's entire sprint.

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