Tech headlines Memes

FIBER OPTIC CABLES: *exist* JOURNALISTS: "HOLD THE PHONE! Are these magical glass straws the secret to slurping internet at the speed of light?!" The absolute DRAMA of tech journalism discovering basic networking technology that's been around since the 1970s! Next headline: "Revolutionary new invention called 'electricity' might power your devices!" Meanwhile, network engineers are having aneurysms in the corner while journalists act like they've discovered alien technology. The disconnect is simply *chef's kiss* magnificent!