Team-panic Memes

When production goes down at 3 AM, suddenly everyone materializes out of thin air like they're responding to a red alert. First it's just you and one other dev staring at the monitors in horror. Then the senior engineers beam in. Next thing you know, the entire engineering department, product managers, and probably the CEO are crowded around your desk asking "what's the ETA?" while you're frantically tailing logs. Nothing says "we trust you" quite like having seven people breathing down your neck while you're trying to remember if you actually ran those database migrations. The best part? They all just stand there watching, as if their collective anxiety will somehow fix the 500 errors faster.