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I Didn't Do It
Programming Agile Debugging Testing
19 days ago 148.9K views 0 shares
I Didn't Do It
When your colleague asks you to review their code and you have absolutely no idea what it does, but you don't want to look stupid in front of everyone. That moment when you're nodding along in the code review meeting, praying nobody asks you a follow-up question that will expose your complete lack of understanding. "Yep, those 500 lines of regex look great to me!" The third panel is just everyone celebrating that the meeting ended without you being exposed as a fraud. Sweet victory.

Why Is Git Not Enough Anymore
Git Devops Agile Programming
2 months ago 209.2K views 0 shares
Why Is Git Not Enough Anymore
The eternal struggle of modern development! Git used to be the cool kid on the version control block, but now every team meeting includes buzzwords like "GitLab CI/CD," "GitHub Actions," and apparently something called "Vibe Version Control." The beauty is that nobody wants to be the one to admit they have no clue what these new systems do—we just nod along in meetings while frantically Googling under the table. Classic impostor syndrome in its natural habitat: the sprint planning meeting.

No Idea What I'm Estimating But Five Points Sounds Right
Agile Devops Programming Testing
7 months ago 182.4K views 2 shares
No Idea What I'm Estimating But Five Points Sounds Right
That face when the product owner describes a completely vague feature, you have zero clue how to implement it, but somehow everyone agrees it's a "5-point story." In Agile planning poker, story points are supposed to measure complexity, but they've become the universal "sounds complicated but not too complicated" metric. It's the software equivalent of answering "fine" when someone asks how you're doing while your code is silently burning in production. The best part? Next sprint, that innocent 5-pointer will mutate into a 13-point monster with seven undocumented dependencies and a legacy system integration nobody mentioned in the planning meeting.