Systemctl Memes

You know that feeling when someone pronounces it "system-control" all formal and professional in a meeting? Instant cringe. But the moment someone says "system-cuddle" you immediately know they've spent 3am debugging why nginx won't restart and have developed the appropriate coping mechanisms. The duality of Linux sysadmins: pretending to be serious professionals while internally baby-talking to our services. "Who's a good daemon? You are! Yes you are! Now please just start without throwing a cryptic error." Real talk though - after the thousandth time typing systemctl restart , you've earned the right to call it whatever keeps you sane.