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Hey Guys I'm New To PCs And Went With This "Linux" For My 1st OS. Are These Good Specs?
Linux Hardware Bash Microsoft
2 months ago 155.4M views 1 shares
Hey Guys I'm New To PCs And Went With This "Linux" For My 1st OS. Are These Good Specs?
Someone's running Debian on an Xbox 360 and asking if the specs are good. Let me check: Xenon Game Console CPU from 2005, a whopping 153 MB of RAM, and the legendary Microsoft Device 5841 GPU. Yeah buddy, those are fantastic specs... if you're trying to run a web server for ants. The real flex here is getting Linux to boot on a console that Microsoft specifically designed to NOT run anything except their approved games. This is the computing equivalent of teaching a goldfish to climb a tree—technically impressive but wildly impractical. That 34% memory usage on 153 MB means they've got about 52 MB free. For context, that's less RAM than a modern browser tab uses to display a single emoji. But hey, at least bash 5.3.9 is running smoothly.

I Think I Accidentally Bought A Quantum Computer
Hardware Programming
1 year ago 428.8K views 0 shares
I Think I Accidentally Bought A Quantum Computer
Ah, the classic "my CPU is running at half a million MHz" situation. Either this person has discovered the world's fastest processor or their monitoring software is having an existential crisis. For reference, most high-end CPUs run at 3000-5000 MHz, so this is just casually operating at *checks notes* 100x normal speed while using only 14% of its power. Next week: "My RAM downloaded more RAM and now I have infinite memory."

Intel Core i5 Ultra Rizzler Edition
Hardware
1 year ago 282.4K views 0 shares
Intel Core i5 Ultra Rizzler Edition
When your friend asks what CPU you have but you've been living in fantasy land since you "overclocked" it. Nothing says "I'm a hardware genius" like naming your own fictional processor the "Ultra rizzler edition" running at 9.5GHz while your actual base clock is a modest 3.5GHz. That's not overclocking—that's over- lying . Next thing you'll tell me is your RGB lighting adds 10 teraflops of computing power.