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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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I Think I Accidentally Bought A Quantum Computer

Hardware Programming
1 month ago 87.9K views 0 shares
I Think I Accidentally Bought A Quantum Computer
Ah, the classic "my CPU is running at half a million MHz" situation. Either this person has discovered the world's fastest processor or their monitoring software is having an existential crisis. For reference, most high-end CPUs run at 3000-5000 MHz, so this is just casually operating at *checks notes* 100x normal speed while using only 14% of its power. Next week: "My RAM downloaded more RAM and now I have infinite memory."

Intel Core i5 Ultra Rizzler Edition

Hardware
2 months ago 120.6K views 0 shares
Intel Core i5 Ultra Rizzler Edition
When your friend asks what CPU you have but you've been living in fantasy land since you "overclocked" it. Nothing says "I'm a hardware genius" like naming your own fictional processor the "Ultra rizzler edition" running at 9.5GHz while your actual base clock is a modest 3.5GHz. That's not overclocking—that's over- lying . Next thing you'll tell me is your RGB lighting adds 10 teraflops of computing power.

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