Switching-os Memes

You know that moment when you think "maybe Windows isn't so bad anymore" and boot it up for the first time in months? Yeah, that delusion lasts exactly as long as it takes for Windows Update to hijack your machine, Cortana to ask if she can help, and Edge to beg you to make it your default browser for the 47th time. Linux users are like that friend who tried going vegan, lasted three days, and came back with even stronger convictions. Except instead of kale, it's the terminal. The grass isn't greener on the Windows side—it's just Clippy's ghost haunting you while your system restarts for the third time to install updates you never asked for. Ten minutes is generous, honestly. Most of us are back to `sudo apt update` before the Start menu even loads.