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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Swat-team Memes

Posts tagged with Swat-team

POV: You're A US Citizen Who Just Bought Chinese RAM And Storage Because It's Cheaper (The US Designated Them A National Security Threat)

Hardware Security
4 months ago 1.8M views 0 shares
POV: You're A US Citizen Who Just Bought Chinese RAM And Storage Because It's Cheaper (The US Designated Them A National Security Threat)
Nothing says "I saved $20 on RAM" quite like a SWAT team breaking down your door at 6 AM. You thought you were being financially responsible buying that suspiciously cheap 64GB kit on AliExpress, but apparently the feds think your gaming rig is now a sleeper cell. Look, we all know the temptation. Why pay $150 for Samsung when you can get the same specs for $80 from a brand that's just random consonants? Sure, the product description was written by someone who definitely used Google Translate, but the benchmarks looked fine! Now you're explaining to heavily armed officers that no, you're not exfiltrating state secrets—you just wanted to run Chrome with more than 3 tabs open. The irony? Your browser probably sends more data to Big Tech than that RAM ever could. But hey, at least you got free shipping.

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For anyone who's worried they don't know enough to be a programmer

For anyone who's worried they don't know enough to be a programmer

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