Student loans Memes

Academia burnout hits different depending on your options. Left side: monetize existing assets. Right side: transform into Heisenberg from Breaking Bad because those student loans aren't going to pay themselves off with a regular job. After years of fixing other people's broken code for free, you either start an OnlyFans or cook meth. Both involve chemistry—one's just more explosive than the other. The real lesson? Debugging other people's spaghetti code for three semesters will absolutely break your moral compass. Suddenly "I am the one who knocks" makes perfect sense when you've seen what people do with nested ternary operators.