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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Structured programming Memes

Posts tagged with Structured programming

Goto: The Fast Track To Getting Fired

C++ Programming Debugging
11 months ago 399.8K views 0 shares
Goto: The Fast Track To Getting Fired
The top code uses proper control flow with nested if statements and while loops - structured, readable, and maintainable. The bottom code? Pure chaos with line numbers and goto statements jumping around like a caffeinated squirrel. Nothing says "I want my colleagues to suffer" quite like spraying goto statements throughout your code. It's like leaving landmines for the next developer who has to maintain your mess. The best part? Both programs return 69 - because even terrible code can sometimes get the job done. Pro tip: If you want job security, write code only you can understand. If you want respect, never use goto .

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