Start-button Memes

Microsoft just announced their AI Copilot is replacing the Windows Start button, and everyone's losing their minds over privacy concerns. But Microsoft's response? "What do you mean, 'Start'?" – playing innocent like they don't know what the Start button even is. The irony is chef's kiss: they're literally putting AI that could mine your local search data into the most iconic button in Windows history, then pretending they don't understand the wordplay when called out. It's the corporate equivalent of "Who, me?" while holding a smoking gun. Classic Microsoft move – rebrand everything, integrate AI everywhere, collect all the telemetry, and feign confusion when users get concerned. The Start button has survived since Windows 95, but apparently privacy concerns won't survive the AI revolution.