Sprint-review Memes

So you're telling me the entire month's worth of "backend work" was... a login form. Not the authentication system. Not the API endpoints. Not the database schema. Just the HTML form itself. The PM is about to discover that "working on critical infrastructure" translates to copy-pasting a basic sign-in page that's been unchanged since 2003. The "Keep me Signed in" checkbox is already checked by default too, which is definitely a security feature and not laziness. Best part? That "Forgot Password?" link probably goes nowhere. Or worse, it's a TODO comment in the backend that says "implement later."