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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Speed coding Memes

Posts tagged with Speed coding

The Need For Commit Speed

Git Devops Programming
22 hours ago 90.9K views 0 shares
The Need For Commit Speed
Behold the ULTIMATE time-saving technique that separates the coding peasants from the keyboard royalty! 💅 Why waste precious milliseconds typing "changes" correctly when you can just slam "chnages" into your commit message and save enough time to... I don't know... contemplate your life choices? The sheer AUDACITY of those who meticulously spell-check their commit messages! Meanwhile, the rest of us are living in 3023 with our typo-driven development methodology. Future historians will study this revolutionary approach!

Code Faster, Debug Harder

AI Git Programming Debugging Testing
1 month ago 126.9K views 0 shares
Code Faster, Debug Harder
SWEETIE, GitHub Copilot promised you'd code 55% faster, but FAILED to mention you'd be creating bugs at HIGHWAY SPEEDS! 💀 The coding police have arrived, and honey, your bug count is so high it's breaking traffic laws! Sure, you're typing like a caffeinated cheetah, but your code quality is giving "crash test dummy" vibes. That's not productivity—that's a CRIME SCENE waiting for a git commit!

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