Specs Memes

Nothing quite like the moment you realize your "development machine" now meets the minimum requirements for a gaming PC. Congratulations, you've successfully downgraded from professional workstation to potato-tier gaming rig. Your Docker containers are probably crying in 16GB of RAM while gamers are out here running Cyberpunk on ultra with 64GB. But hey, at least you can finally relate to those Steam forums complaining about performance issues.

Intel Core i7 with McDonald's graphics. Congratulations, you can run all menu items at 60 FPS but your thermal paste is actually ketchup. Perfect for running Burger Clicker and French Fry Simulator, but Cyberpunk will just make your laptop smell like burnt nuggets. The real question is whether your warranty covers milkshake spills.

That awkward moment when the parking payment kiosk has better specs than your work computer. Someone clearly repurposed a gaming rig with RGB lighting to process your $5 parking fee. Meanwhile, developers everywhere are still waiting for IT to approve that 8GB RAM upgrade request from 2019. Bet this thing mines crypto in its spare time between printing receipts. Probably runs Crysis at 120fps while you're fumbling for quarters.