Slow download Memes

Watching a 50GB file download at 49kB/s is the digital equivalent of watching paint dry, except the paint keeps threatening to disconnect. At that speed, you're looking at roughly 12 days of pure existential dread—if your connection doesn't hiccup. The minion's wide-eyed horror perfectly captures that moment when you realize you could have physically mailed a hard drive across the country faster. And yet, you'll still sit there, staring, afraid that if you look away, the download will sense your absence and immediately fail.