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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Slow development Memes

Posts tagged with Slow development

Is This Why It's Taking So Long?

Python Programming Gamedev
9 months ago 555.3K views 0 shares
Is This Why It's Taking So Long?
When Rockstar announced GTA 6 after what felt like a geological epoch, everyone wondered what the devs were doing all this time. Turns out they've been stuck on line 1 of main.py, meticulously crafting the perfect "Hello World" statement. At this rate, we'll get the full game sometime around when Python 47 releases. The juxtaposition of the most anticipated AAA game in history with literally the first line of code any beginner writes is *chef's kiss*. It's like saying NASA spent 10 years calculating 2+2. The developers are probably too busy optimizing that print statement to O(1) complexity and writing unit tests for it.

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