Signed-executable Memes

Nothing says "enterprise-grade security" quite like Windows Defender blocking a Microsoft executable signed by Microsoft Corporation from Redmond, Washington. You know, just your typical Tuesday where the left hand doesn't trust the right hand, even though they're both attached to the same billion-dollar corporation. The irony is chef's kiss level here. Microsoft Defender SmartScreen is literally telling you that Microsoft's own software might be dangerous. It's like your immune system attacking itself—which, come to think of it, is basically what autoimmune disease is. Turns out Microsoft has autoimmune disease. The best part? This probably happens because their internal signing processes are so convoluted that even their own security software can't keep up. Or maybe SmartScreen is just being honest for once about the quality of Microsoft software. Either way, someone in Redmond is having a bad day.