Signal integrity Memes

Someone's waging war against the entire IT industry standards with this unholy abomination. The color-coding on cables and ports? Just a conspiracy by Big Cable to sell more wires! That yellow cable jammed into what's clearly not its matching port is the digital equivalent of putting pineapple on pizza. The blue tape-wrapped wires crammed into random pins would make any network engineer develop an eye twitch. Next up: "Firewalls are just a myth created by antivirus companies" and "Have you tried connecting your HDMI to the toilet? Works fine for me!"