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Games As A Service Looking Real Good Right Now

Games As A Service Looking Real Good Right Now
The AUDACITY of modern gaming! On the left, we have a sleek PlayStation that will eventually betray you when the servers shut down and your precious PUBG and Genshin Impact become digital paperweights. Meanwhile, that crusty beige dinosaur on the right? STILL FAITHFULLY RUNNING that cereal box copy of Rollercoaster Tycoon from 2003! No internet connection? No problem! No subscription? WHO CARES! That ancient PC is like your reliable grandpa who shows up with cookies while the modern console is the flaky friend who ghosts you after getting a new boyfriend. The sweet, sweet irony of technological "progress" that somehow made our games LESS permanent. 💀

Digital Preservation? Not In My Profit Margins

Digital Preservation? Not In My Profit Margins
The ultimate digital irony: Netflix shutting down games forever while the EU waves its "Stop Killing Games" flag in the background. It's the corporate equivalent of saying "I can't hear you over the sound of my profit margins!" This perfectly captures the disconnect between streaming giants and digital preservation. While gamers and regulators beg for ways to preserve online games after servers go offline, Netflix just hits the mute button and keeps serving those sweet, sweet streams. The real punchline? Those "forever offline" games are just lines of code that could totally be preserved—if anyone with power actually cared about digital heritage instead of quarterly earnings. Meanwhile, pirates are in the corner thinking "challenge accepted."