Serial-port Memes

Nothing screams "I've seen some things" quite like recognizing every single USB port in this lineup. USB-C? Baby stuff. USB 3.0? Still in diapers. USB 2.0? Getting respectable. But PS/2 and serial ports? ANCIENT RELICS FROM THE BEFORE TIMES. The progression here is absolutely BRUTAL. You start fresh-faced and innocent with your sleek modern laptop, then gradually age into a weathered tech veteran who remembers when keyboards had round purple plugs and mice had green ones. And don't even get me started on that serial port at the bottom—if you've ever had to configure a router using one of those bad boys, you've earned your gray hairs. The skeleton at the end? That's everyone who had to deal with IRQ conflicts and COM port assignments. They didn't make it out alive.