Scandal Memes

Oh look, it's the tech industry's favorite magic trick: making history repeat itself while pretending it's innovation! RAM manufacturers really said "you know what was fun? That DRAM price-fixing scandal from the late 90s" and decided to run it back for the nostalgia. Both eras feature suspiciously coordinated price hikes and antitrust lawsuits, because apparently some lessons are meant to be learned... never. The "Corporate needs you to find the differences" format is *chef's kiss* here because there literally ARE no differences. Just swap out SDRAM for DDR5, add 24 years, and boom—same cartel behavior, different generation of memory. It's like a sequel nobody asked for but everyone has to pay for anyway. Your wallet is crying in both timelines.