Scale Memes

European intern discovers the fundamental difference between European and American engineering philosophy: one involves elegant optimization and environmental consciousness, the other involves throwing more hardware at the problem until it submits. The intern wanted to be a responsible global citizen and optimize code to use fewer GPUs for energy savings. The American response? "This is America bro, just use more GPUs." Why write efficient code when you can just scale horizontally with unlimited cloud credits and pretend electricity grows on trees? It's the tech equivalent of solving traffic by adding more lanes instead of building public transit. Peak American energy right here—literally and figuratively.