The only escape from the crushing weight of modern existence? CSS transforms. While the rest of us are drowning in layoffs, micromanagement, and "AI slop," this developer found salvation by scaling(1.2) themselves into the stratosphere with a purple balloon. The beauty of CSS isn't just making buttons pretty—it's creating physics-defying escape plans that leave your coworkers shouting "Wait... You can do that with CSS?" as you float away to infinity. Forget therapy, just transform: translateY(-9999px).