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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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S&Box Went Open-Source And The Comments Are Very Calm

Csharp Programming Debugging Gamedev Unity
5 months ago 281.2K views 0 shares
S&Box Went Open-Source And The Comments Are Very Calm
Oh, nothing screams "professional codebase" quite like opening your source code to the public and having every single comment be an existential crisis wrapped in profanity. Someone named Garry is having a COMPLETE meltdown in the comments, questioning the very fabric of reality with gems like "why the fuck does this exist" and "this is fucking disgusting." Meanwhile, we've got warnings about not storing destroyed instances "for fuck sake," path comparison methods that are apparently a cosmic joke, and buffer sizes set to absolutely unhinged values because, and I quote, "fuck it, let's set these to insane values." The cherry on top? A beautiful Log.Error("Fucked"); followed by a return statement. Not "error occurred" or "operation failed"—just straight up "Fucked." That's the kind of raw, unfiltered honesty you get when developers think their code will never see the light of day. And now it's open-source! The transparency we deserve but definitely didn't ask for. 💀

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