Roller-coaster-tycoon Memes

Using 64GB of RAM to run a game that came out in 1999 and could probably run on a toaster is peak dedication. Roller Coaster Tycoon was written in x86 assembly by Chris Sawyer—a legendary feat of optimization that made it run on potatoes back in the day. But here we are in 2024, with enough RAM to simulate the entire universe, using it to build virtual theme parks and watch tiny pixelated guests complain about the bathrooms. The real flex isn't the 64GB though—it's wanting Sam Altman to know about it. Because nothing says "I'm living in the future" quite like overkilling a 25-year-old game while the CEO of OpenAI is out here trying to build AGI. Priorities? Immaculate.