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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Retrospective Memes

Posts tagged with Retrospective

What Went Right (Nothing Went Wrong)

Agile Devops Programming
2 days ago 83.2K views 0 shares
What Went Right (Nothing Went Wrong)
The pure, unbridled joy of escaping the dreaded retrospective meeting is like landing a production deployment with zero bugs. No need to rehash last sprint's disasters or explain why your estimate of "2 story points" somehow turned into a two-week odyssey. For one blessed day, nobody's asking why you committed directly to main or why the database is held together with duct tape and prayers. Freedom tastes so sweet!

When Are We Supposed To Work

Agile Webdev Devops Programming
3 months ago 87.3K views 2 shares
When Are We Supposed To Work
The daily life of a developer in an "agile" environment that's about as agile as a concrete truck. 100 standups, 100 sprint plannings, 100 backlog refinements, and a 10-hour retro... EVERY SINGLE DAY!!! The One Punch Man parody perfectly captures that moment when your manager thinks all these meetings somehow make you more productive. Meanwhile, your actual coding time has been reduced to those precious 7 minutes between your 2:53 PM and 3:00 PM meetings. Who needs to write code when you can talk about writing code instead?

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Stop scrolling, start exploring! Find the gear that'll get you off the couch and into the wild. Compare power stations for off-grid adventures, flashlights for midnight hikes, and essentials that make the outdoors your playground. Get Outside →

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